judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

clamjob:

popularselfie:

"Hey remember when you used to wear graphic tees everyday and you - "image

"Remember when you used to overedit your pictures and post them on - "image

"Remember in grade 7 when you -"

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foalonthehill:

thanks, ninja sex party

foalonthehill:

thanks, ninja sex party